Upon entering a movie theater and making my way to the concession stand, I always ask myself two questions:
1) Do they have Cherry Coke? 2) What is their candy situation?
If the answer to the first question is yes, I will be drinking Cherry Coke. You could set your watch to my predictability.
Answering the second question is a bit more difficult. There are factors to consider:
1) What is their chocolate to gummi ratio? 1:1? 2:1?
2) In the chocolate category, do they have M&Ms? Plain or peanut? Both? Do I want M&Ms that day? It is an awkward snack during a drama, but eating peanut M&Ms during a good actioner is the closest thing to awesome before kissing Buddha’s pinky ring.
3) In the gummi category, do they have Sour Patch Kids? Classic Sour Patch Kids? Or perhaps Sour Patch Watermelons. Some days, Sour Patch Kids can be a bit run of the mill, and Sour Patch Watermelons provide a sensory lift during longer movies. Most days, however, classic Sour Patch Kids is where it’s at.
Chocolate candies are the guardians of movie theater awesomeness, but gummi candies capture the imagination. Bright colors, crazy flavor combinations, the pairing of gummi with sour, it’s like a movie in your mouth! In a given bag of Sour Patch Kids, the flavor that gets the least respect is lemon. Anyone can eat a cherry flavored Sour Patch Kid, leaving those pesky lemon Kids uneaten at the bottom of the sour powdery plastic bag, but they would be missing out on an underrated snack experience. When it comes to Sour Patch Kids, Lemon is the perfect flavor. Lemon is naturally sour, so the tongue need not adjust its receptive powers in possible confusion. I mean, a cherry isn’t sour, right? Lemon cleanses the palate as well, allowing the tongue to transition seamlessly between sweeter flavors. Next time you’re enjoying a bag of Sour Patch Kids at your local movie theater, remember to give all flavors a chance. The awesome moviegoing experience you save may be your own.
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