Exactly 4 months ago, a crack commando unit was framed for a crime they didn’t commit. These men survived assassination and promptly escaped to the Bolivian underground. Today, thought dead by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have an ass that needs kicked, if the government sets them up, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire…The Losers? ::cue machine gun fire and explosions:: BOOM!
Sound familiar? You were expecting maybe a different ending? Ok, so maybe 2010’s “The Losers” isn’t exactly “The A-Team”, but it is damn close. If you sort of know the opening narration from the classic TV show, I could recite that synopsis and easily fool you. The lyrics are different, but they’re both singing the same tune. This may sound like I’m unfairly criticizing “The Losers” for being basically DC Comics’ answer to “The A-Team”, but no. “The Losers” is a cool, snarky, cigar-chewing action adventure that is both a throwback to the action comedies of the 80’s (specifically a certain aforementioned TV show) and a great showcase of hyper-stylized comic book thrills of today. Part “The A-Team”, part “Smokin’ Aces”, and part “Beverly Hills Cop”, “The Losers” just plain rocks the socks off.
The casting of “The Losers” is spot-on perfect in the kind of way that made “The Hangover” so watchable. With the wrong cast, both films would have been absolutely dreadful to watch. As the leader known as Clay, Jeffrey Dean Morgan proves that his performance in “Watchmen” was not an action fluke. Like a Bruce Willis, Morgan knows how to portray the tough guy without having to sacrifice vulnerability. Likewise for Idris Elba’s character, known simply as Roque. The scenes that these two men share rival even the manliest scenes of “Predator”, and that’s a manly movie. This film will benefit Morgan just fine, but I hope that Idris Elba gets some more lead roles as well. He manages to be completely entertaining and still remain underrated as an actor. As the wheelman and techie of the group, respectively, Columbus Short and Chris “Captain America/Human Torch” Evans both hold their own in the fight, and also wield the comic relief like two kids who found their dad’s pellet guns. They’re having fun, and that means we’re having fun too.
As the sole lady of action, Zoe Saldana continues to tear apart the screen and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (in a very well shot fight sequence in a flaming hotel room that obviously is meant to set up their sexual tension). For being in so many blockbusters in her short career including the highest grossing movie of all time, Zoe Saldana STILL needs that big role. She doesn’t get it in “The Losers”, but her presence makes the film just that much better. But the big, big surprise performance in the film comes from its main villain, played to the absolute lunatic hilt by Jason f*cking Patric. He’s always been a favorite of mine, and it’s great to see him chew the scenery in a film like this. Every time he walks into the frame, insanity ensues. Think of his character as a mixture of every Connery-era James Bond villain with Nicolas Cage’s character in “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans”. You have to see it to believe it.
Peter Berg and James Vanderbilt have crafted a very fun and funny script. Its tone resembles Tarantino’s self-awareness and Lethal Weapon-style badassedness. As far as the direction goes: Sylvain White, where did you come from, sir? I had only seen his previous collaboration with Columbus Short known as “Stomp The Yard”, and as fun a dance movie as it was, it did nothing to predict that Mr. White could emerge as a “get this guy an action franchise right now” kind of director. The man can clearly handle very large action set pieces, special effects, and edgy camera work. I’ll be very interested to see what his next project is going to be.
Overall, if you like action films, if you like comic book films, if you like “The A-Team”, you will have a crazy good time during “The Losers”. I give it a 3.5 out of 4 stars.
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